ONYX OINK

Priscilla Noelle Pig: First Class Stamp from Farm Sanctuary at Zazzle

2009-03-13T07:41:00.000-07:00

Stock up now on first class stamps from Farm Sanctuary at Zazzle.

Hurry; this 42¢ stamp needs to be used before the United States Postal Service rate hike announced for 11 May 2009

when first class rates rise to 44¢,

and there's no 2¢ Priscilla Noelle baby sister piglet stamp so that sister pigs can grace and beautify the envelope together. Why take a chance on maybe having to stick a less appealing image only worth 2¢ next to Priscilla Noelle's pigged out gorgeousness? (Might be traumatizing for what might be easily intimated in the presence of Priscilla [who I believe learned a few things and taught a few things to Miss Piggy, a first class act].)

Forget the Forever Stamp; the Beauty of the Priscilla Noelle Pig 42¢ Stamp is more fleeting and all the more precious for being so (not that Farm Sanctuary won't issue a 44¢ version for all of truffle-loving-snouted Priscilla Noelle Pig's fans and lovers).

A 42-oink salute: oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink-oink! —every one of them glowing.

Profiling my new Hairdresser: Harold & the Purple Crayon

2009-03-12T22:49:00.001-07:00

Quite a long wavy line of oinking here! Harold's line of hair approaches infinity —and therefore prevents certain kinds of balding such as bald imagination.

Now to convince Harold to think pinker (a less saturated purple) before he takes his hand at making my single cotton candy strand of hair into a pouf, kind of a tutu-type halo that sags like a gauzy-souffle that doesn't quite make it as a dish, so drops down on my head in a glorious oink-worthy do. A perfect landing of a great crown of pink cotton candy sculpture while reading a great book by Crockett Johnson

Imagine the geometric shapes that can emerge from rumpling, twisting, folding, etc. Harold's line. Crockett Johnson realized many possibilities in his geometrical paintings and discussed them in his 1972 essay On the Mathematics of Geometry in My Abstract Paintings.

If you're curious, please visit the Crockett Johnson homepage, a very oinkful site!

AN ONYX OINK OF A PURSE: Judith Leiber Pigtail Miniaudiere

2009-03-09T03:15:00.000-07:00

A dream oinking out into reality for only $3600 at Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf's and? Let me know where you see it.

Would go well with forkergirl's particle popping outfit as seen on the video under this post, but unfortunately for her, it just got placed on my oinkday list.

I found this purse at the Purse Forum during a search for pink & other stuff oink. The pleasure was double-oinked when I also found the jewel-bedecked pig purse at Bag Snob

Though too big for it, would make a great perfume bottle; though probably too small for it, could be a prime oinking candidate for a cookie jar.

I'm hoping to see some photos of someone (myself) with the purse in action: a hand reaching inside the pig for (money for) tips, or given the oinked-up elegance of the bag, I should say reaching for money for gratuities.

An Onyx Oink by Forkergirl

2009-03-09T02:59:00.003-07:00

I just found some interesting Onyx Oinking

in the message and the look of forkergirl
as she Particle Pops a Beaded Multiverse

The Onyx Oink

2009-03-09T02:24:00.000-07:00

Well, to go about oinking seems honest already

so I'm opting for the onyx version, the semi-precious gems of oink

to be collected right here.

xoinkxoink

To Start:

Super Pig to the Rescue

by Roxanna Andrews